Capture

Got Bed Bugs? You’re Fired!

On September 3, 2010, in Workplace, by RJ Team
0

Posted by: Jens

For more than a year and a half, I was a model Sales Associate at a big sports specialty store in NYC with above average sales numbers. In April, I won the MVP award for floor associates, got a great review a few weeks ago and was recently promoted to supervisor.

After management saw a bug on my shoulder… I was fighting bed bugs at home… I was immediately sent home to take care of the problem and provide a note from an exterminator. After two days of scrubbing and poisoning my apartment, I emailed management that I was confident to come back to the store. And building management was notified to provide an exterminator, that their responsible I only learned then. Management replied that before coming back I would need notes from an exterminator and a doctor. I inquired why a doctor’s note would be needed but never got a reply.

Two hours later,the store director called me to notify me that I was terminated for bad judgment and jeopardizing the store.

Was it lawful? Sure! Did I make mistakes? Yes! However, I also believe that they made it worse.

First: I jeopardize the store? I will never know where I got them from in the first place. But simply looking at how much time I spent where, the most likely place is the store! It is a really big store with hundreds of employees, high turn-over, and thousands of customers.

Second: Not two weeks earlier, representing my fellow sales associates at “Communication Meeting”, I was asked to tell HR that people are afraid to speak up, afraid of losing their jobs. Do you think anyone will come forward now? Working with management on a problem that is basically coming back to haunt all of New York City? It has been a big media story for months in this city. It even made news abroad.

Third: Instead, the store could have instituted a “bed bug policy”. Educate your employees, ask them to come forward ASAP, give them extra personal days, assure them their landlord is responsible, provide them with a form letter should he not take care of it, sell big air-tight zip bags from the camping department to them for their clothes at wholesale. I would have even volunteered as the internal spokes person.

Bed bugs are not going away from New York City anytime soon!

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
1206038_dutch_weed-2_jpg

Stoned Entrepreneur

On June 19, 2010, in Customers, by RJ Team
0

SUBMITTED BY:  J.BAK

Ever get a customer that walked into your store and you just KNEW… without a word… exactly what they came in to buy? This is one of those situations:

Customer walks into the store, long shaggy hair and 4 day old stubble tucked under a dark gray hoodie. He smells of a “caribbean” blend and looks to have recently eaten a powdered sugar doughnut.

Employee, we’ll call him Kevin… is standing inside the front of the store.

Stoner: (says nothing) walks up to Kevin, looks at him with his head tilted up and a facial expression that shows both confusion and curiosity… not to mention the blood shot eyes.

Kevin: simply says, “Handheld scales???…. aisle 12 dude.”

Stoner: Nods and heads to aisle 12.

I think we all know what he needed the scale for.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
705116_headache

Don’t think I can make it in Today…

On June 18, 2010, in Co-Workers, by RJ Team
2

Well, it seem the under-educated retail employees I know could stand a lesson on calling in sick.  There are unwritten rules to this, maybe your parents didn’t teach you… or you didn’t watch enough TV, either way… you are doing it wrong.

I would say the most common phrase I’ve heard is, “I just don’t think I can make it in today.” In which I would simply reply, “Well… I think you can, see you when you get here.” I mean seriously, if you were really sick you wouldn’t “think” you couldn’t make it – you would be sure of it.

Rule #1 – Be straight forward – Stories and long drawn out excuses SCREAM you are a liar.  Not all managers.. but some… are pretty smart and can smell bullshit even through the phone, so do it quick.

Rule #2 – Be prepared – Again not all managers.. but some… are crafty and will ask you follow up questions to throw you off.  Are you contagious?  Are you going to the doctor?  When CAN you come in?

Rule #3 – Call in early - The later you wait, the more pissed off your boss will be and the less likely he/she will believe you.  I know this sucks… but remember you’ll have the day off so you can go back to sleep!

Rule #4 – Set up the call – The day BEFORE you call in sick, spend most of your day moving slowly. This will draw attention to your “symptoms” you’ll be mentioning.  If you’re peppy and poppy all day your credibility will be shot.  Nobody will believe you just magically got sick out of nowhere.

I also simply cannot fathom the things some associates will do to destroy their chances of getting away with a fake sick day.  If you’ve called in sick, what makes you think you can go to work to get your check?  Or go anywhere you’ll know somebody who will rat on you?  Or best yet, do ANYTHING that will destroy your alibi?  I once had an associate call in because she stated she had a miscarriage, and needed off for the entire week.  Sad right?  Sure, if she didn’t deliver a 7 pound baby 6 months later!

Moral of the story is… along with everything else that involves deceit… if you’re going to do it, do it right.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
1146676_wrinkled_paper

Yes we have a Return Policy

On June 10, 2010, in Customers, by RJ Team
0

Retail Return Policy: phrase, noun - written documentation describing the nature in which an individual can or cannot “return” or sell back goods purchased.

Rule number 1 people, READ THE POLICY BEFORE YOU BUY IT.  Or better yet, before you buy it, make sure you need it.  I’m in a mood right now do I’m just going to make an organized list that pertain to “returns”.

Customer excuses for wanting to return an item AFTER the grace period:

  1. I just opened it
  2. I never opened it
  3. I bought it cheaper somewhere else
  4. It’s defective
  5. I’m not happy with this
  6. My wife freaked out on me
  7. I bought too many
  8. It’s not what I expected
  9. It’s not compatible
  10. It was a gift and I don’t want it

And of course my “in the moment” thoughts on each of these:

  1. I guess you should have opened it when you bought it, eh?
  2. I don’t care that you think it’s still new, you bought it a year ago – it’s used.
  3. Well I guess you now have two, congratulations!
  4. That sucks, here is the manufacturers’ phone number.
  5. Should have done your research then, eh?
  6. Bummer, here are a set of balls – no go home and use them.
  7. Learn to count product, and days – see the policy, you have 14 of them
  8. I guess you shouldn’t just BUY stuff without thinking.
  9. Again with the research people – this is YOUR fault, not ours!
  10. Next time make a birthday list and email it to your family.

Now honestly, I get a LOT of arguments from customers when they are unfortunately turned down for a return.  You see… when the return policy is 14 days, it means 14 DAYS! But this matter’s not to the self-righteous customer, they believe they are exempt from this rule.

I will hear, “Aren’t you going to stand behind your product?” Directly followed by, “I guess I’ll just have to take my business elsewhere next time.” NEWS FLASH: For starters it’s not OUR product – we just sell it, and we will stand behind it WITHIN the return period if it is defective out of the box.  ALSO, don’t say that bullshit, you know as well as I do that our competition’s return policy is EXACTLY the same as ours… if you would like to continue renting instead of buying I’d be more than happy if you shopped there instead.

Attention Consumers! We must follow the conditions of our employment – just like YOU!  You do have a job right?  And in this job there are company policies in place correct?  THEN WHY ASK US TO BREAK OURS????  If you bought a product and it went DEFECTIVE outside our return policy… yes, that sucks, but don’t blame us – blame the manufacturer because they made a crappy product.  Maybe you should listen to the sales associate who tried to tell you which brand was best… and maybe you should have bought that extended service plan? :)

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
36072_crazy_lady

The AOL Lady

On June 10, 2010, in Vendors, by RJ Team
1

SUBMITTED BY CESNIK

Remember the good old days when AOL dominated the internet?  Do you also remember your local AOL rep coming in to stock your shelves and peg hooks with those lovely CD packets?

This was always a point of frustration for me because for one, the AOL discs made us NO money!  Our rep just so happened to be a cute and cuddly yet insanely annoying old lady.  She truly believed her job ACTUALLY MATTERED.  She would always show up on a Sunday when it was MOST busy and obsessively needed her hand held the entire damn time she was in the store.  Just WHAT in the hell is the point of hiring reps to do our work for us if they need us the entire time anyway!?!?!?!?

This is not the end of my frustration, needless to say… AOL blows.  It reminds me of a virus I get from a porn site… only without the porn.  Like a turd that just wont come all the way out and you have to wipe 16 times to get it cleaned off.  Anyway I digress… I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s frustrated by worthless yet time consuming vendor reps.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
1171741_stone_tower

Patience is a Virtue

On June 3, 2010, in Customers, by RJ Team
1

Submitted by:  Buzzworthy

Walking through the main aisle of my store I heard the alarm go off under the Laptops… automatically I zipped on over to the aisle and headed down to the alarm ( no customers noticed within 20 feet of me). I spent appx. 1 minute disabling and re-enabling the alarm and stood up. Saw a woman in an orange shirt in front of the monitors at the other end of the aisle prob about 40 feet away.  ALARM immediately went off again, I temporarily disabled it and walked to fetch another associate to take care of it so I could help said customer. (appx. 1 more minute passed before I got back to the customer… she was in the aisle for less than 2 minutes total) HERE WAS THE CONVERSATION:

ME ———- Sorry about the wait, can I help you with the monitors?
LADY ——- … (silence) … (ignoring me)
MY BRAIN — i assume she didn’t hear me…
ME ———- Can I help you with anything today ma’am?
LADY ——– You work here??
ME ———– I do indeed
LADY ——– “OH, so you do help women!?”
MY BRAIN — wtf ??
ME ———– I’m sorry??
LADY ——– I’ve been standing here forever, I guess I assumed you dont help women.
ME ———– I ….
LADY ——– You came and fiddled with that thing and left, ignoring me.
ME ———– Ma’am I assure you I did not intend to ignore …
LADY ——– yes you did, this is why I don’t shop retail very often, you all are always too busy to help
MY BRAIN — holy hell you have to be kidding me…
ME ———– Again I’m really very sorry, the alarm was going off, I went to get another associate to take care of it so I could help you, and I got back as fast as I could.
LADY ——– and you’re a manager i can’t even imagine what your employees’ customer service is like!
MY BRAIN — damn this lady is just out for blood today…
ME ———– I really apologize for not getting to you faster, I would like to help if you have any questions today.
LADY ——– I don’t want your apology, I just want somebody else.
MY BRAIN — officially a bitch…
ME ———– I’m sorry to hear that, I’ll have another associate help you immediately.
BITCH ——- (turns away and says nothing)

I went to get another associate who later told me she was beyond overly nice to him during their conversation about the monitors…

I was truly baffled at what this woman had up her ass, I was being truly apologetic and tried to sympathize to no avail. I find it MORE than acceptable the amount of time she waited… even if an alarm hadn’t been going off…

Moral of this story – Truly bi-polar bitches do exist, and if you have ever acted THAT rudely to somebody you don’t even know… FU&% YOU! I’m a person too and I don’t deserve it!

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
178625_toilet_seat

Customer Turn Off’s

On May 31, 2010, in Advice, by RJ Team
0

Aside from the obvious way to repel customers, (crappy customer service), there are many environmental ways to disgust them. Not everybody has the same level of cleanliness standards, what offends one person may not offend another, however keeping your store presentable is not a difficult task. It’s been proven that environmental conditions affect people’s moods, so why wouldn’t you take advantage of this and clean, clean, clean?
I urge you to walk your store the next day you work, use a judging eye and see if any of these apply to you.

  • SPLASHED ON THE RIM

Nobody likes a dirty bathroom, especially somebody you’re trying to leave a positive impression on. No matter what it takes you’re restroom should be clean enough to walk barefoot in without worrying about catching the plague. I’ve seen everything from dirt on the sink to urine on the mirror… yup. So get out your windex and toilet bowl cleaner, it’s time to add to your job description.

  • BOOM, BOOM, BOOM

Having music on for ambience is a great idea, but done wrong it can have a very negative effect. If it’s too loud or offensive you can not only turn off the customer but make it difficult for you to focus on your job. Best Buy stores are notorious for this, many locations do not pay enough attention to the fact that every department has something different going on and they bleed in on each other. I’ve heard it a million times, “I like best buy but I HATE going in there,” case and point.

  • UGLY SIGNAGE

Not every store can control this, many companies have stepped back on new signage and remodels for stores due to the economy. Money is an issue and you may have to work with what you’ve got, but a white piece of posterboard with “SALE” handwritten in black magic marker… is unacceptable. I understand if you’re company maybe can’t provide you with a sign, but at least pop up a word processor and print one off.

  • THE STINKY

Offensive odors are a big one for me, especially if an associate drops a duke in an aisle and runs off – only to have me be the next customer to go there. Some odors are expected, like fertilizer in a home store, or pollen in a flower shop. Check into ionizers if you’re store has lingering nastiness, and dust regularly to keep the musty smell away.

  • DORM ROOM DISORDER

Aisles with product all over the floor, checkouts with new price change labels all over the place. The customers are here to spend money, not to witness your inability to organize. Either get the job done, or store what’s left of your task out of customer view. Let the warehouses look like warehouses – your store needs to look like a store.

  • EMPLOYEES

Look professional! I simply can’t believe how some employees show up to work looking like a dirty diaper, not showered, with a uniform that’s been worn 4 days in a row, and a hair style that looks like somebody put glue in. Nobody wants to speak to this type of employee… even if they do, it’s likely they will say nothing and simply never return. As hard as it is, and as embarrassing for the employee it may be, the manager should send you home with a roll of T.P. if you show up looking like a turd.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 
242921_eye_infection

Infected with Stupid

On May 31, 2010, in Customers, by RJ Team
0

Have you ever left work and realized every customer you spoke to that day was completely and totally ignorant? You tell the story to your wife, friends, girlfriend or whatever… and its’ just not the same for them, is it? You find that you can’t even begin to explain your experience(s) in accurate enough detail that you yourself feel stupid? That’s right… you’ve been INFECTED WITH STUPID.

I understand people are people and employees can be just as stupid as customers… but it’s time to point out the other side.

A quick definition for “stupid” – characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless

How to avoid it?  -  You can’t… you work in retail
How to cure it?  -  Time… or slap the person who gave the stupid to you (keep in mind this may get you fired)

Common examples of people you may catch the stupid from would be:

  • A person calls YOUR store, you answer stating YOUR stores name, and the person still asks if it’s YOUR store.
  • A customer asks you why you can’t return an opened product 129 days after purchase… even after you’ve stated your 30 day return policy.
  • You just spent 30 minutes tech supporting somebody who kept asking, “single click or double click?”
  • A person that refuses to buy an extended warranty on a product, when their previous product died IMMIDIATELY after factory warranty.
  • People who swipe their credit card 5+ times before they turn it the right way.
  • People who get REALLY ticked off that they have to wait in line on a REALLY busy day.
  • People who treat you like YOU are the idiot…
  • Customers who fart in public but try to hide it
  • ANY person trying to return opened software
  • “The crazy lady” …. every store has one, and she’s a regular
  • A person that admits they know nothing about a product, but still says NO to every recommendation you make
  • ANY customer that walks up to you and starts the conversation by stating, “This might be a stupid question, but…”
  • The customer who, after listening to the automated voice who answers the phone, rattling off the store hours, asks you what time the store closes

Obviously I can’t comment on EVERY type of person that can infect you with stupid, as I’m sure there are tons more out there.  Please feel free to comment on your experience and tell us about your run in with, ‘the stupid’.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark
Tagged with:
 

The Beginning

On May 6, 2010, in Random, by RJ Team
0

Our first post… of many… because your mom can’t keep us busy ALL night long.

  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati Favorites
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • MySpace
  • Delicious
  • Share/Bookmark